Living the F-ing life

Ask ya mom about me

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bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president

(Source: aru, via theselfmademen)

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omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

(Source: oncebarrowmans, via jaykkota)

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Who am I kidding… my heart still bleeds for one person it’s been 4 months and I can’t seem to patch it up …I cntv move on to someone new because everyone I meet isn’t her